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	<title>Odysseys of George &#187; Jokes</title>
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	<description>As life cruises along; vita non est vivere sed valere</description>
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		<title>Warning!</title>
		<link>http://www.gcgeorge.net/2010/07/22/warning/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Jul 2010 05:28:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Read Carefully! Enjoy!]]></description>
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		<title>Orthopaedics vs Anaesthetist &#8211; A must read</title>
		<link>http://www.gcgeorge.net/2010/07/21/orthopaedics-vs-anaesthetist-a-must-read/</link>
		<comments>http://www.gcgeorge.net/2010/07/21/orthopaedics-vs-anaesthetist-a-must-read/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Jul 2010 05:08:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>gcgeorge</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I got this from an email that was sent to me &#8211; and after watching it, I could not stop laughing. It is so true! So enjoy! otherwise you can see it here.&#8230; Dedicated to all my orthopaedic friends and anaesthetic friends out there]]></description>
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		<title>Something to laugh about!</title>
		<link>http://www.gcgeorge.net/2010/07/12/something-to-laugh-about/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Jul 2010 06:17:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>gcgeorge</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I found this so hilarious I had to copy it to my blog. I read over at Pagalavan&#8217;s Avatar. Enjoy. “In Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia an old priest lay dying in the hospital. For years he had faithfully served the people of the nation’s capital. He motioned for his nurse to come near. “Yes, Father?” said [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Plasma TV, anybody?!</title>
		<link>http://www.gcgeorge.net/2007/08/29/plasma-tv-anybody/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Aug 2007 14:22:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>gcgeorge</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Have a look at the end result first! Impressed! Wow! Great isn&#8217;t it? Actually it is a DIY(do it yourself) plasma TV! Don&#8217;t belief? Scroll down! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . Ha! Ha! Ha! Gotcha!]]></description>
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		<title>My First Time</title>
		<link>http://www.gcgeorge.net/2007/08/05/my-first-time/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 05 Aug 2007 15:26:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>gcgeorge</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hi, looks like I am in the mood! Well actually, this is also another email sent by a friend! It was my first time ever And I&#8217;ll never forget I&#8217;d do it again Without a single regret. The sky was dark The moon was high We were all alone Just she and I. Her hair [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Something to chill!</title>
		<link>http://www.gcgeorge.net/2007/08/05/something-to-chill/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 05 Aug 2007 15:10:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>gcgeorge</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A friend sent me this. Read on! Walking through San Francisco&#8217;s Chinatown, a tourist from the Midwest was enjoying the artistry of all the Chinese restaurants, shops, signs and banners when he turned a corner and saw a building with the sign &#8220;Moshe Plotnik&#8217;s Laundry.&#8221; &#8220;Moshe Plotnik?&#8221; he wondered. &#8220;How does that belong in Chinatown?&#8221; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sadarji Jokes</title>
		<link>http://www.gcgeorge.net/2007/04/19/sadarji-jokes/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Apr 2007 15:38:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>gcgeorge</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well I have heard this before(some) but take time to read: 1. Sardar: I havent slept all nite in the train. Friend: Why? Sardar: I got upper berth. Friend: Why didnt u exchange? Sardar: Oi, there was nobody to exchange with in the lower Berth.. 2. Sardar tells a girl &#8220;Come to my house at [...]]]></description>
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		<title>CREATIVITY MARKETING OF DOCTOR</title>
		<link>http://www.gcgeorge.net/2007/04/05/creativity-marketing-of-doctor/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Apr 2007 14:26:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>gcgeorge</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Another comic toon posted to me by my good friend Paga Enjoy]]></description>
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		<title>In Real Life&#8230;..</title>
		<link>http://www.gcgeorge.net/2007/03/22/in-real-life/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Mar 2007 13:07:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>gcgeorge</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This was sent to me by my good friend, Paga. 1. A man comes into the ER and yells, &#8220;My wife&#8217;s going to have her baby in the cab!&#8221; I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady&#8217;s dress, and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly I noticed that there were [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Scientific Breakthrough</title>
		<link>http://www.gcgeorge.net/2007/03/11/a-scientific-breakthrough/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Mar 2007 17:19:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>gcgeorge</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Another email sent to me: &#8220;A major research institution has recently announced the discovery of the heaviest chemical element yet known to science. The new element has been tentatively named Governmentium. &#8220;Governmentium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 11 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. &#8220;These 312 [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Human Resourse Directives for 2007</title>
		<link>http://www.gcgeorge.net/2007/01/26/human-resourse-directives-for-2007/</link>
		<comments>http://www.gcgeorge.net/2007/01/26/human-resourse-directives-for-2007/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Jan 2007 16:28:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>gcgeorge</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A diver friend sent me this: To all Employees: Effective January 2007 Dress Code 1. It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a pay raise. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A very thirsty child</title>
		<link>http://www.gcgeorge.net/2006/12/03/a-very-thirsty-child/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 03 Dec 2006 15:13:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>gcgeorge</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later: &#8220;Da-ad&#8230;&#8221; &#8220;What?&#8221; &#8220;I&#8217;m thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?&#8221; &#8220;No. You had your chance. Lights out.&#8221; &#8220;Five minutes later: &#8220;Da-aaaad&#8230;&#8221; &#8220;WHAT?&#8221; &#8220;I&#8217;m THIRSTY&#8230;Can I have a drink of water??&#8221; &#8220;I told you NO! If you ask again I&#8217;ll have [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A different breed of snatch thief</title>
		<link>http://www.gcgeorge.net/2006/12/03/a-different-breed-of-snatch-thief/</link>
		<comments>http://www.gcgeorge.net/2006/12/03/a-different-breed-of-snatch-thief/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 03 Dec 2006 15:10:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>gcgeorge</dc:creator>
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		<title>Afriad Of The Dark</title>
		<link>http://www.gcgeorge.net/2006/12/03/afriad-of-the-dark/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 03 Dec 2006 14:57:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>gcgeorge</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A little boy was afraid of the dark. One night his mother told him to go out to the back porch and bring her the broom. The little boy turned to his mother and said, &#8220;Mama, I don&#8217;t want to go out there. It&#8217;s dark.&#8221; The mother smiled reassuringly at her son. &#8220;You don&#8217;t have [...]]]></description>
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		<title>90 And Going Strong</title>
		<link>http://www.gcgeorge.net/2006/12/03/90-and-going-strong/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 03 Dec 2006 14:53:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>gcgeorge</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A 90-year-old man said to his doctor, &#8220;I&#8217;ve never felt better. I have an 18-year old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?&#8221; The doctor considered his question for a minute and then said, &#8220;I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Expert or not?</title>
		<link>http://www.gcgeorge.net/2006/12/01/expert-or-not/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Dec 2006 17:45:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>gcgeorge</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Little Johnny was playing with his father&#8217;s wallet when he accidently swallowed a quarter. He went crying to him mom, choking on the quarter. They took him to a doctor, who said that the quarter was impossible to remove without surgery, they consulted a specialist who was of the same opinion. Then came a man [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Oops did I say it right?</title>
		<link>http://www.gcgeorge.net/2006/12/01/oops-did-i-say-it-right/</link>
		<comments>http://www.gcgeorge.net/2006/12/01/oops-did-i-say-it-right/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Dec 2006 17:25:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>gcgeorge</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Doc,&#8221; says Steve, &#8220;I want to be castrated.&#8221; &#8220;What on earth for?&#8221; asks the doctor in amazement. &#8220;It&#8217;s something I&#8217;ve been thinking about for a long time and I want to have it done&#8221; replies Steve. &#8220;But have you thought it through properly?&#8221; asks the doctor, &#8220;It&#8217;s a very serious operation and once it&#8217;s done, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Russell Peters</title>
		<link>http://www.gcgeorge.net/2006/11/24/russell-peters/</link>
		<comments>http://www.gcgeorge.net/2006/11/24/russell-peters/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Nov 2006 17:55:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>gcgeorge</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Heard of him &#8211; a Canadian stand up comedian who came to Singapore once! Well, I was introduced to him by my nieces and here I put up a segment by him for your viewing pleasure. If you haven&#8217;t heard him then check both out!]]></description>
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		<title>Words from the &#8220;Oxford Dictionary&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://www.gcgeorge.net/2006/11/18/words-from-the-oxford-dictionary/</link>
		<comments>http://www.gcgeorge.net/2006/11/18/words-from-the-oxford-dictionary/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Nov 2006 14:41:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>gcgeorge</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Divorce : Future tense of marriage. Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end &#038; a fool on the other. Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through the minds of either Conference : The [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Male or Female?</title>
		<link>http://www.gcgeorge.net/2006/11/18/male-or-female/</link>
		<comments>http://www.gcgeorge.net/2006/11/18/male-or-female/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Nov 2006 14:29:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>gcgeorge</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed,but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong [...]]]></description>
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