Sadarji Jokes
Well I have heard this before(some) but take time to read:
1.
Sardar: I havent slept all nite in the train.
Friend: Why?
Sardar: I got upper berth.
Friend: Why didnt u exchange?
Sardar: Oi, there was nobody to exchange with in the lower Berth..
2.
Sardar tells a girl “Come to my house at night, nobody
will b there………….
Girl goes at night & really… nobody was there
3.
A Sardar goes to a bank to open an account.
After seeing the form he goes to NEW DELHI **to**
fill it up. U know why?
FORM said ” FILL UP IN CAPITAL “.
4.
A sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and suffered a
huge loss.
Do u know what the business was? . . . . .
He opened a Hair Saloon in Punjab!.
5.
A Teacher is lecturing on population - In India,** **
every 10 seconds, a woman gives birth.
A Sardar stands up immediately- We must quickly find her & stop her!.
6.
Sardar- Why are all these people running?
Man- This is a race, the winner will get a Cup.
Sardar-** **If only the winner gets the cup, why are
all the others running too?
7.
A Sardharji photographer focuses on the face of a dead body
in a funeral function. Suddenly all relatives beat
him. Why?
He had said “SMILE PLEASE”
8.
Sardarji was filling up an application form for a job.
He was not sure as to what to fill in the column “Salary Expected”.
After much thought he wrote : Yes!
9.
Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It”s already raining.
Sardar: So what?? Take an umbrella and go.
10.
ON A ROMANTIC DATE SARDAR’S GIRL FRIEND ASKS
HIM, “DARLING ON OUR ENGAGEMENT WILL U GIVE ME A RING? ”
HE SAYS… YA SURE, WHATS YOUR PHONE NUMBER
11.
Sardar found the answer to the most difficult
question ever - Which comes first, Chicken or
egg?
Yaar, whatever u order first will come first.
12.
A teacher told all students in a class to write an
essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one Sardarji.He wrote
“DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!”
13.
What does a sardar do after taking a xerox?
He will compare it with the original for any
spelling mistakes.
14.
WHY CANT SARDARS DIAL NINE-ELEVEN (911) IN AN
EMERGENCY?
** THEY CANNOT FIND THE ELEVEN ON THE PHONE.
15.
Sardar’s wish : When I die, I wanna die like my grandpa
who died peacefuly in his sleep, not screaming like
all the passengers in the car he was driving..
16.
Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible
looking thing is what you call modern art ?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!
17.
Sardar news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard
in Punjab . Local sardars have so far found 500
bodies and are still digging for more..
18.
Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital. Man
says CHIN YU YAN and then dies.
Sardar asks a Chinese friend the meaning of the
words.
It is ‘ YOU ARE STANDNG ON THE OXYGEN TUBE!”
19.
Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with
his eyes closed.
His wife asked what you are doing ?
He said- I’m trying to see how i look while sleeping.
Enjoy!
